I intended to wait to post this until I'd finished it, but I'm not sure how long it's going to take and it's nearly finished; and everything on this journal is going to be moved to IJ eventually anyway, so ah well ( Read more... )

( Ultimate excellence lies not in winning every battle but in defeating the enemy without ever fighting. )

This is the sort of sequel to Ripple Effect, although a good third of it is focused on two original characters and the world rather than on the five from Konoha.

( You and me, we're kings. )

Long story short, this began when Asuka said "A really great crackfic would be Naruto as a pimp training under Jiraiya with all the people he's converted as his hos!" and I foolishly wrote a drabble for it. And then it degenerated into something half-serious and with sort of plot and it's cluttered up my regular journal long enough. So.

( 'So, I run this whorehouse, and I think you'd do great work there!' *punch* )

( Two Leaves )

( Vurt Ninjas )

( 30 Kisses update table )

This thing just got too long to keep in my memories. Thus, a pageful of links.

( so like, this was a story about a boy and a fox )

( 30 Evil Deeds )